A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...