What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
From another planet
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My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...