Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...