Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...