Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...