Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Will you marry me?
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Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...