Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...