A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Get a heart transplant
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Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...