Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...