Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
The NFL team names
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Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Turned Into a Mom When…
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...