Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...