Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...