Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...