Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...