What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...