Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...