Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...