Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!