Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...