So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....