Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”