The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive