Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...