Two plus two is five
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Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...