Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...