Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Recipe for Banana Bread
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Notice
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A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
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