The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...