Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...