blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...