Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...