Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...