Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...