A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
What is the oldest profession?
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...