Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Heaven And Hell
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The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
The loss of engines
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TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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After the Office Party
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CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...