Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...