Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...