Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...