How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...