Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...