Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....