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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...