How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...