Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...