Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...