cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...