Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...