Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...