Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...