You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...