Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...