Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...